A satire by C.V.D.
virginlux:





"I don’t give a damn what men find attractive" - Fabienne from Pulp Fiction

virginlux:

"I don’t give a damn what men find attractive" - Fabienne from Pulp Fiction

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

lndoors:

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grrrlfever:

“I SEE 2 GIRL HOLDING HANDS WALK PAST!!! I MUST ROLL DOWN WINDOW!!! I MUST MAKE NOISE AT LESBIAN S!!! THEN I WONT FEEL SO ALONE AT NIGHT!!!!!”

- cat caller logic

(Source: lesbolution)

Posted rule #7 of HTMBLY to Facebook, a good acquaintance commented on it about just “having a polite smile as to not appear creepy.”
I don’t know how to respond, does he know that’s exactly the point we are trying to get at with our extreme satire?

“Rule #7: Smile Perpetually. You’ll scare boys with too much of your emotions." ♥HTMBLY

Rule #7: Smile Perpetually. You’ll scare boys with too much of your emotions." ♥HTMBLY

cosmo tip #671

expertcosmotips:

remember, men prefer girls with long hair so grow it so long that you can slowly wrap him up in it never to be seen again

Oh history…