ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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Posted rule #7 of HTMBLY to Facebook, a good acquaintance commented on it about just “having a polite smile as to not appear creepy.”
I don’t know how to respond, does he know that’s exactly the point we are trying to get at with our extreme satire?
cosmo tip #671
remember, men prefer girls with long hair so grow it so long that you can slowly wrap him up in it never to be seen again